1. Yellow School Bus
Dear yellow school bus, I hated you when I was younger and my sentiments remain the same. You remind me of my terrible experience in elementary school and you remind me , of why I am always LATE for college.
NO. You cannot cross the street when the light is green…you will get hit.
NO. You cannot J-walk…you will get hit.
NO. Giving me eye contact will not change the situation… you will get hit.
Okay I’m not that mean..
3. Parallel Parking
Why can’t this be good enough??
4. Traffic= s l o w D e a t h
5.Breakers= Drivers that are indecisive about life.
The only thing in front of you is thin air…
Stop disrespecting me.
7. Passenger Drivers
Please stop criticizing my driving skills. Last time I checked…you’re still alive, therefore I am doing a fantastic job!