How do you make a tissue dance?
– You put a little boogie in it!
2. Grocery Store Worker: Would you like your milk in the bag?
– Dad: No I’ll keep it in the carton please.
3. What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
4. When you walk into the bathroom, you’re American. When you leave the bathroom, you’re American. What are you when you’re in the bathroom?
5. Two guys walk into a bar.
-The third one ducks.
6. What do prisoners use to call each other?
7. Nurse: Blood Type?
8. What does a fish say when it runs into a wall.
9. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
10. Where did the college aged vampire like to shop?
– Forever 21