With Saint Patrick’s Day coming up, here are the top 7 St. Patty’s Day themed jokes!
1. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
Answer: A rash of good luck!
2. What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day?
Answer: Boo’s !!
3. What do they call the Irish Jig at McDonalds?
Answer: A Shamrock Shake!
4. Why do leprechauns have pots of gold?
Answer: They like to “go” first class!
5. How did the Irish jig get started?
Answer: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
6. Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers?
Answer: You don’t want to press your luck!
7. How is a best friend like a four-leaf clover?
Answer: Because they are hard to find and lucky to have!