Waking up, and the few times instead of saying I am ready like Spongebob, instead I tried to bury myself in bed like if I was Squidward.

Soon I forced myself to get up, prepared to breath in the raw ecstasy, as I later I cough on the fumes and breath heavily out. While I wanted to do nothing, she was busy getting present for her boyfriend, mom, and Grandma.

As she drove around shopping, she saw on her screen found an undocumented AirTag in the backseat of my sister’s car. She used me as a sniffer and later, the bomb squad, to disable it.

She said jokingly said she has a secret admire stalker and for the first time scalded her in my blue robes.

I suggested for us trade cars, so instead her secret stalker would come by Mercy Campus. They get look at husbando who’s tall, agile, and intimdating or Mercy Security.

She said I wouldn’t know what how to defend myself and she had pepper spray, either way, guess who has a useless Airtag and was given chocolate as a reward. Chocolate my favorite thing so I took it without second thought. 

That afternoon, I drove by myself on the local road to listen to the radio, went to class, normal day learning more on theory of personality. When it was over I decide to wander around for any news story ideas but, all I found was a flyer for strawberries.

I thought why not go snack and have bit self love. It was one for 2.99 or six for 10.99. I just bought the single one because why should I splurge too much. 

Maybe I should bought six, but I tried to keep my composer and not give into any of emotion, but there a thing with emotions. Bottling them would make them eventually surface.

My subconscious decides to make a friend, my ID, inner demon so I won’t be so lonely, but it reminds me how things are black and white. I was unsure if anxiety, but I step out to get some air and to clear my thoughts. 

But soon I realized I locked myself out the car with the keys inside. I have my phone close to heart and had to make a phone call for someone to help me.

I had to help my father buy his present as I walked into the store, I saw people with Ash Wednesday mark. In my mind I was thinking “Oh lord, have Mercy”.

I might be on high copium, but myself awareness was able to see God’s plan or me being the cosmic joke.

I got myself the usual high school snack combo, Blue Doritos and soda. This time it was Pepsi, when I saw the Coke Cola was close, she was standing right there but I was down to even go for it.

When I tried telling the joke to my friend, all I received as message were Flowers from Miley, all I could hear was Vampire.

Ate leftover salad and fish for dinner, ate the chocolate strawberry. Drink two cups of water to balance out all the sugar. 

Everyone slept in early while I decided to hit the graveyard shift and cheer up other spirits. I usually don’t sleep until 10, so self-love right? 

Then I was playing with “The Boys.” Gathering my friend from the other side, my friend online that I gather who had nobody else such a lovely holiday, “shiny hunting” wasting our time to get a Pokemon of an alternate color, we up all night to get lucky. I was going for a certain bug.

Phermosa a tall, slim, foxy black dress white cockroach. 

While nobody got the bug, 7 out 8 people who joined got something except for me, but tune has changed as Spidey MG once said “If You Expect Disappointment, Then You Can Never Really Get Disappointed.”

I smiled through my teeth as I said again and again “It look like you got the jackpot tiger.”

I was happy to give these guys the chance to have fun, as much would like to say I would been jealous, but my apathy wouldn’t allow it.     

By the night end I skipped my holographic meatloaf and got to imaginary dessert chocolate messages. My personal fav chocolate bar, just in the form of emoji better than plan text.