The Impact

An Empire State of Mind

Larry Curtis Jr., Staff Writer

March 1, 2012

I sat down one Tuesday morning like I always do. I have my bowl of oatmeal in front of my computer and check email. This mainly consisted of clearing my spam folder of  generic advertisements for Viagra knock offs that would probably leave me forever celibate, and some massive foreign bank needing...

My Drug of Choice

My Drug of Choice

Larry Curtis Jr., Staff Writer

February 27, 2012

On one hand I was shocked, but at the same time I was not surprised. I had been playing Grand Turismo 5 (a car racing game for all those that are gaming challenged) on my Sony PS3 game console for much longer than a man of my age should that day. My fingers were throbbing and aching from smashing...

Farewell Valentine’s Day

Farewell Valentine’s Day

Larry Curtis Jr., Staff Writer

February 16, 2012

Now that we can put another Valentine’s Day behind us, I woke up that morning feeling extremely sad that it would be the last one for mankind. Since 2012 is the year that will bring about our demise, I pondered how I would send the day off with a bang. This is how my day went. First, I headed...

Brother card? What brother card?

Larry Curtis Jr., Staff Writer

February 8, 2012

They watched me dancing on a table at work with my shirt rolled up and fixed in a way that resembled a drunken belly dancer as I gyrated haphazardly on the 3’x4’ desktop. Some watched in horror. Some watched in stunned amazement. Some simply left the room shaking their head disapprovingly (read-disgust)....

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