Top Ten Best Dad Jokes
Check out our Top Ten jokes every dad has said.
- How do you make a tissue dance?
– You put a little boogie in it!
2. Grocery Store Worker: Would you like your milk in the bag?
– Dad: No I’ll keep it in the carton please.
3. What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
– Ba-na-na-na
4. When you walk into the bathroom, you’re American. When you leave the bathroom, you’re American. What are you when you’re in the bathroom?
– European.
5. Two guys walk into a bar.
-The third one ducks.
6. What do prisoners use to call each other?
-Cell Phones
7. Nurse: Blood Type?
-Dad: Red
8. What does a fish say when it runs into a wall.
-Dam
9. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
-Bison.
10. Where did the college aged vampire like to shop?
– Forever 21
Jess Brandt is a Media Studies major specializing in Journalism. She is from the wholesome town of Folsom located in beautiful Northern California. She...
