Top Ten Best Dad Jokes

Check out our Top Ten jokes every dad has said.

  1. How do you make a tissue dance? 

       – You put a little boogie in it!

2. Grocery Store Worker: Would you like your milk in the bag? 

– Dad: No I’ll keep it in the carton please. 


3. What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?   

 – Ba-na-na-na

4. When you walk into the bathroom, you’re American. When you leave the bathroom, you’re American. What are you when you’re in the bathroom?

  – European. 

5. Two guys walk into a bar. 

-The third one ducks. 


6. What do prisoners use to call each other?

    -Cell Phones

7. Nurse: Blood Type?

    -Dad: Red

8. What does a fish say when it runs into a wall.


9. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school?


10. Where did the college aged vampire like to shop?

    – Forever 21