7 Best St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

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With Saint Patrick’s Day coming up, here are the top 7 St. Patty’s Day themed jokes!

 1. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?

Answer: A rash of good luck!

 

2. What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day?

Answer: Boo’s !!

 

3. What do they call the Irish Jig at McDonalds?

 

 

Answer: A Shamrock Shake!

 

4. Why do leprechauns have pots of gold?

Answer: They like to “go” first class!

 

5. How did the Irish jig get started?

 

 

Answer: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

 

6. Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers?

 

Answer: You don’t want to press your luck!

 

7. How is a best friend like a four-leaf clover?

 

Answer: Because they are hard to find and lucky to have!