Me, Myself, & Newport 100’s

Me, Myself, & Newport 100’s

Joseph Torres, Impact Staff
May 16, 2012
Filed under From Parts Unknown

Newport 100’s the Cadillac of cigarettes, well at least in my opinion. After long nights at a bar nothing could remind me more of the wild debauchery that had taken place than my smoke filled lungs and my empty pack. I have smoked thousands of cigarettes at Mercy College, possibly one of the things... Read more »

Five Games to Play Before They’re Made Into Bad Movies

Five Games to Play Before They’re Made Into Bad Movies

Joseph Torres, Impact Staff
May 15, 2012
Filed under From Parts Unknown

While many people might look at gaming as infantile, we look at those people with our controllers held high and say this game is better than any show you watch on television. Books, Comics, and gaming are the only thing providing Hollywood with anything worthwhile. Adaptions are what Hollywood is known... Read more »

Mario, Mario, where art thou, Mario?

Mario, Mario, where art thou, Mario?

Joseph Torres, Impact Staff
May 1, 2012
Filed under From Parts Unknown

Mario, Mario, where art thou, Mario? I know where he is. He has been downloaded to my Wii. It’s almost silly to purchase something that you own, but I have indeed acquired games that I already own. After months of not turning on my Wii, I found myself once again engulfed in a battle of epic proportions. In... Read more »

The Field of Open Doors

The Field of Open Doors

Joseph Torres, Staff Writer
March 20, 2012
Filed under From Parts Unknown

  “It feels like long times since our last go round on the boat. A conversation about sexual partners isn’t an in depth convo. At least to me it isn’t. It’s topical to say the least, but it served its purpose well. It brought us to this moment. You see everything is said for a reason.... Read more »

Now Serving Sex Partner No. 52

Now Serving Sex Partner No. 52

Joe Torres, Impact Staff
February 15, 2012
Filed under From Parts Unknown

As we bid farewell to the “The Friend Zone,” we prepare to set sail to our next destination. The place we are heading to be a dark dreadful place. Arrrrrrrrrrrgh! My buddy Ralph Waldo Emerson said it best “Life is a journey, not a destination.” While Ralph understands the essence of... Read more »

Where Some Friendships Go To Die by Joseph Torres

Joe Torres, Staff Writer
February 3, 2012
Filed under From Parts Unknown

There have been many zones described throughout human history, both fictional and factual. If you unlock a door with a key of imagination, and beyond that is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. Then you're moving into a land of both shadow and substance,... Read more »