
Hailing from the mediocre Town of Oyster Bay, New York, he enjoys going to gigs, playing his guitar, and pizza.
He dreams of not completely falling apart after his time at Mercy. Controversial social issues, unpopular indie/pop-punk/emo/hardcore/whatever-you-want-to-call-it music, and mediocre athletes are just a few of Steven’s favorite writing topics; but honestly, he’ll complain about anything.
He runs the incredible column, Tales of an American Redhead, for The Impact.
Steven can be contacted at @somewhatstevenkeehner on Instagram, @Steven_Keehner on Twitter, or [email protected]
“He’s genuinely remarkable. Easily the most intelligent and beautiful writer ever.”
-Lisa Keehner, Steven’s Mother
Steven Keehner, Impact Staff
May 21, 2020 | The American Redhead (Story) |
Apr 25, 2020 | ‘Whatever It Takes’: How Mercy Moved Online (Story) |
Apr 23, 2020 | How to (Almost) Make the Perfect Omelette (Story) |
Apr 20, 2020 | OP/ED: If You Want Change, Don’t Vote Biden (Story) |
Apr 16, 2020 | Learning in the Age of Loneliness (Story) |
Mar 24, 2020 | Bernie Sanders and the ‘S’ Word (Story) |
Mar 24, 2020 | WrestleMania 35: What’s the Point? (Story) |
Mar 17, 2020 | OP/ED: ‘We’ Not ‘Me’ (Story) |
Mar 17, 2020 | “The Crossroads of the Revolution”: The Myth That Built Dobbs Ferry (Story) |
Mar 10, 2020 | Mercy Announces Immediate Two Week Closure as Cautionary Measure Against Coronavirus (Story) |
Feb 13, 2020 | OP/ED: Why Are We Still Buying Sports Video Games? (Story) |
Feb 12, 2020 | ‘Good Faith’ Paves Initial Adjunct Bargaining Sessions (Story) |
Feb 06, 2020 | Mercy College Announces Upcoming Departure From CNR Campuses (Story) |
Feb 04, 2020 | Spendtime Palace and The Paranoyds Play Loud and Proud for Brooklyn (Story) |
Jan 30, 2020 | My Mother’s Son (Story) |
Jan 29, 2020 | Progressive Issues Dominate NY-CD17 Forum at Mercy College (Story) |
Jan 25, 2020 | Eli Manning (Clearly) Isn’t a Hall of Famer. Here’s Why. (Story) |
Dec 31, 2019 | A Funeral and a Birth (Story) |
Dec 17, 2019 | THE SCENE: We Wood Suzuki Fest (Story) |
Dec 13, 2019 | The State of American Soccer Heading Into 2020 (Story) |
Dec 08, 2019 | You Better Cuff Your Chick, Cause Santa Clause Is Comin’ To Town (Story) |
Dec 06, 2019 | Hoops Deliver Dynamic Comeback Performance at NYC’s The Dance (Story) |
Dec 05, 2019 | 6 Tips to Put Aside the Winter Blues (Story) |
Nov 25, 2019 | Mercy Confirms Retroactive Pay Raise for Adjuncts Following Initial Bargaining Sessions (Story) |
Nov 21, 2019 | Pineapple Belongs on Pizza, You Cowards (Story) |
Nov 17, 2019 | Voices Podcast: The Guide To Loving Yourself (Story) |
Nov 09, 2019 | The Art of Evolving as a Band Ft. Title Fight (Story) |
Nov 06, 2019 | OP/ED: Rock Isn’t Popular Anymore, and That’s a Great Thing (Story) |
Nov 01, 2019 | Trump Looming Impeachment Leads To More Political Uncertainty (Story) |
Oct 30, 2019 | Security Advises To Run, Hide, Fight During Active Shooter Workshop (Story) |
Oct 05, 2019 | OP/ED: They Love Me, They Love Me Not (Story) |
Oct 04, 2019 | Missing Student Reported Safe; Cause Behind Disappearance Still Unknown (Story) |
Oct 03, 2019 | Running Away From Myself (Story) |
Sep 26, 2019 | Mercy Welcomes Nearly 2000 Students Following CNR Partnership (Story) |
Sep 15, 2019 | We Move Forward. (Story) |
May 21, 2019 | Where Do We Go From Here? (Story) |
May 14, 2019 | Union Vote Results in Historic Victory for Adjuncts (Story) |
May 07, 2019 | Pitch Perfect? The State of Soccer in the U.S.A. (Story) |
May 01, 2019 | A Horse with No Name: The Secret History of Mercy’s Mascot (Story) |
Apr 11, 2019 | Adjunct Union Election Set for Apr. 17; Part-Time Faculty Set to Receive Pay Raise (Story) |
Apr 11, 2019 | How to Eat Ramen With a Plastic Knife (Story) |
Apr 04, 2019 | OP/ED: An Open Letter to Anti-PC Culture (Story) |
Mar 24, 2019 | Health Sciences Enrollment Set for Significant Increase Following CNR-Mercy Deal (Story) |
Mar 20, 2019 | Mercy Adjuncts Seek to Hold Election to Determine Union Status in near Future (Story) |
Mar 18, 2019 | Thomas to Baltimore: How Sports Can Reflect Our Society (Story) |
Mar 07, 2019 | Billy Volek: The Story of My Favorite Backup (Story) |
Feb 28, 2019 | Mercy College Working on Landmark Deal With College of New Rochelle (Story) |
Feb 28, 2019 | Black NY Knicks Legends, Staff Come Together to Share Business Wisdom (Story) |
Feb 27, 2019 | Staff Picks: Our Most Admired Black Icons (Story) |
Feb 21, 2019 | New “Animal-Free” Additions Leave Students With Mixed Opinions (Story) |
Feb 20, 2019 | OP/ED: The Key to Unity is Discussion (Story) |
Feb 14, 2019 | What the Quarterback Position Can Teach Us About Failure (Story) |
Feb 12, 2019 | Mercy College Adjuncts Announce Intention to Unionize (Story) |
Feb 07, 2019 | Walking Into the Fire? (Story) |
Jan 31, 2019 | Murder, Imperialism, and a Pigeon: The Story of Bill Bergen (Story) |
Dec 16, 2018 | WiFi Speed Tests On Campus Prove System To Be Norm of Public Networks (Story) |
Dec 12, 2018 | Video Games: The Past, Present, and Future (Story) |
Dec 06, 2018 | Campus Safety Emphasizes Importance of ‘Mercy Alert’ System After Stabbing Incident Near Campus (Story) |
Dec 06, 2018 | When Body Art and The Business World Meet (Story) |
Nov 04, 2018 | OP/ED: We Can’t Keep Ignoring The Transgender Community (Story) |
Nov 01, 2018 | One Year Later, Fortnite: Battle Royale Continues to Thrive (Story) |
Oct 27, 2018 | Paul Brown: The Cleveland Years (Story) |
Oct 19, 2018 | An Imperfect Guide to Loving Yourself (Story) |
Oct 11, 2018 | Let’s Clear the Air About Socialism (Story) |
Oct 04, 2018 | Bands FC: Bands as Soccer Clubs, Soccer Clubs as Bands (Story) |
Oct 01, 2018 | Students React Well to Renovations Within the Hudson View Café (Story/Media) |
Sep 27, 2018 | Steven Responds to Himself About Vegans and Vegetarians at Mercy (Story) |
Sep 20, 2018 | 5 Tips That Will Win You Your Fantasy Football League (Story) |
Sep 20, 2018 | Mercy College Doesn’t Care about Vegans or Vegetarians (Story) |
Sep 13, 2018 | The Art of Evolving as a Band Ft. Turnover (Story) |
May 22, 2018 | Mercy’s Transgender Community Gain a Massive Victory Towards Gender-Neutral Housing (Story) |
May 02, 2018 | Mercy Professor Set to Release First Book of Trilogy (Story) |
Apr 19, 2018 | 5 Reasons Why Steven is The Greatest Name (Story) |
Apr 17, 2018 | The ‘Work’ of Ultimate Storytelling: Professional Wrestling (Story) |
Mar 18, 2018 | The Dreams We Have as Children (Story) |
Mar 15, 2018 | The Curious Case of the New York Cosmos: The Second Act (Story) |
Mar 14, 2018 | The Curious Case of the New York Cosmos: The First Act (Story) |
Mar 04, 2018 | Founders Floods as Winter Nor’easter Plows Through Campus (Story) |
Mar 04, 2018 | Question(s) of a Lifetime – Part Two (Story) |
Feb 23, 2018 | So Close to Greatness, Yet Also So Far: A Review of Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Story) |
Feb 18, 2018 | Question(s) of a Lifetime – Part One (Story) |
Feb 08, 2018 | A Look Into Mercy’s Growing Rap Scene (Featuring 3peat) (Story/Media) |
Feb 08, 2018 | Staff Picks: Favorite Childhood Cartoons (Story) |
Feb 08, 2018 | A Word That Rhymes With Pavement (Story) |
Feb 03, 2018 | USL D3: Could Promotion & Relegation Come To American Soccer? (Story) |
Jan 27, 2018 | How Fortnite: Battle Royale Has Risen Above All Expectations (Story) |
Jan 06, 2018 | How America’s Soccer Revolution is Moving Away From America (Kind Of) (Story) |
Dec 24, 2017 | The JBA: Is LaVar Ball On To Something? (Story) |
Dec 18, 2017 | Kaepernick Before Kaepernick, Curry Before Curry: The Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf Story (Story) |
Dec 11, 2017 | #MinnieHOF: The Tale of Minnie Miñoso (Story) |
Dec 10, 2017 | Stanton’s in The Bronx! Now What? (Story) |
Dec 09, 2017 | Staff Picks: Albums of the Year (Story) |
Dec 06, 2017 | A Writer’s Dilemma (Story) |
Dec 01, 2017 | Staff Picks: Best Shows to Binge Over Holiday Break (Story) |
Nov 30, 2017 | The Ultimate New York Yankees Offseason Preview 2017-18 (Story) |
Oct 30, 2017 | More Than A Game: What Soccer Means To Me (Story) |